While standing in line for lunch:
Boy 1: Want a piece of gum?
Boy 2 (aghast): Not now!
"Ugh, this part is the worst because everyone walks here and packs down the snow and makes it slick."
"...and then he was covered in puke and he started to whimper, like this, 'Ugh, ugh, ugh'!"
"All the cheerleaders wanted to go to Costa Vita and then we got home at ten instead of eight!"
"It's due tomorrow, isn't it? Or is it due today? I better check....HOLY CRAP IT'S DUE TODAY!"
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